[آمالٌ بددتها السنونْ]

out of the mouth of kids

Teacher: Donald, what am I going to do with you...........you do talk an awful lot in class
Donald: Well, I can't help it. It's a family tradition, Mrs Hammersley
Teacher: Eh? What? Just what do you mean by 'family tradition'
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Donald: Well, my granddad Archie was a street trader, and my father is a teacher
Teacher: OK. What about your mother, though, Donald
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Donald: Oh. She's a woman

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
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Harold: A teacher

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago
Winnie: Me
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Teacher: Why are you late, Frank
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Frank: Because of the sign
Teacher: What sign
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Frank: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America
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Class: Maria

Little Michael watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.' Why do you do that, Mummy?' he asked
'To make myself beautiful', said his mother who then began removing the cream with a tissue
'What's the matter?' asked little Michael, 'Giving up
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In the end i beg your pardon readers
for not translate it in arabic
actually i wanted to do that
but i wasted my time in the sbj decoration

any way the words are not that difficult
and you all gonna understand it
see you soon