SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS
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so funny
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend
I have done !!!
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!
I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.
Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
.
.
.
I laugh again
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife
Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”
Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”
Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
سلام علیکم
انا سعید ابن صیام من ایران
أستطیع ان ادرس اللغة الفارسیة،
ان شاء الله نبدأ بعد تسجیل عدد کبیر منکم الاعزائی
هذا الامر یتعلق بتوقیتکم و فراغی، متی نبدأ؟
للبدایة:
ارسلوا لی المصطلحات العربیة المتداولة لکی اترجمها بالفارسیة
فی امان الله
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