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Icon10 Don't you wonder why teachers go mad!
قديم بتاريخ : 22-03-2014 الساعة : 09:22 PM


In the name of Allah
here's some funny joks about teachers and students , I found them on the Net so I hope you like them

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.



MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?


CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?


FRANK : Because of the sign.


TEACHER : What sign?


FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?



JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!



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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"


GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"


TEACHER : No, that's wrong


GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!



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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?



DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!



TEACHER : What are you talking about?


DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
H2o
loooool

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we


didn't have ten years ago.


WINNIE : Me!


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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?


GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."


MILLIE : I is...


TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."


MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?


TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry



tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father



didn't punish him?"


LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.





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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?


CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;



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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when


people are no longer interested?


HAROLD : A teacher

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Don't you wonder why teachers go mad!



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